Some artworks are better than an alarm clock.

I just released two new erotic calendar. The concept? Women topless or in sheer nightgowns, lying on a bed, with that look of absolute patience that says everything. Because patience is a virtue — and apparently it wears very well with very little. Each month brings a new mood, a new pose, and always that little something that makes you linger a little longer than planned. If you're looking for an original gift — or just a very good reason not to get out of bed in the morning — this one's clearly made for you.